some old bullshit

Take Me Out

I watched TAKE ME OUT the other day. That greasy fucking horrorshow on ITV on Saturday night.

First guy on was an Essex hunk and the ladies were clamouring for a date with him.

Next guy to walk out was a black man, when the whores saw him the lights starting turning red – fast at first then one at a time. By the time the poor chap had got to Paddy McGuiness all the lights were red. Paddy just shrugged apologetically and the man turned and left to rapturous applause and all the women danced.