My wife’s always telling me, she goes, “why you no leave and go ‘n live somewhere else, eh?” To be perfectly honest I do agree with her and I think I could make it BIG TIME in Bath or London or America but I have a little secret.
About three years ago now I met a man outside some public lavatories. He beckoned me inside with the promise of a sight of incredible awesomeness. Needless to say I didn’t need inviting twice. He ushered me inside a stall and locked the door and told me to shush. When he was sure nobody else was in the toilets he upzipped his jacket. He did it slowly, not taking his eyes off mine. “You ready for this?” He asked.
“I think so,” I replied, swallowing hard.
He produced this from an inside pocket..