Author: jamie

Intro music
I’ll be there for you, like were there for me. I’ll be there for you. Like we were before. I’ll be there for you. All you need is friends.
The cast are dancing around a fountain having a great time..
Monica’s apartment.
Monica “Hey where is everybody it’s nearly time for the dinner I cooked to be eaten?”
Rachel pulls her puzzled face “You know… I don’t know.”
Ross bursts in
Monica “Hey Ross.”
Ross “Hey Monica and Rachel I am not late am I?”
Rachel “No you are not late but everybody else is.”
Monica “Maybe they are in their apartment? Ross will you go and check?”
Ross “Yes I will”
Monica “Thanks Ross I will finish cooking the pot roast”
Ross “Mmmmm. Pot roast, my favourite.”
Monica “I KNOW!”
Rachel shakes her head with a knowing smirk.
Inside Joey and Chandler’s apartment
Ross “Hey guys come on Monica is about to lose it!”
Joey “I hope she doesn’t lose the pot roast.”
Chandler “You are always hungry!”
Joey “I KNOW!”
Chandler “Bada bing!”
Ross “What were you guys doing anyway.”
Joey – excited “Oo Oo we were playing video games on our new computer game system. It’s a Nintendo 64.”
Ross “Computer games are for kids.”
Joey “That’s what I thought but check this out.”
Joey shows off great 3D graphics on his TV.
Ross “Wow, that is good”
Chandler “I KNOW!”
Joey, now looking sad and confused “Even though I am hungry I wanna keep playing!”
Ross struggling to look away from the TV “Come on we can play later.”
Monica’s Apartment.
Monica, wearing and apron and oven gloves and a tight top “I hope you guys are hungry.”
Joey, looking pained shouts angrily. “I am already!”
Monica, quizzical “Okay!”
Rachel “You didn’t even need to ask that he is always hungry.”
Chandler “Bada bing!”
Monica puts the food down on the table and sits. Joey and Chandler and Ross each take massive portions of the food and their hands and arms are a blur as they wolf it down.
Rachel “Ugh, gross!”
Monica “What my food?”
Rachel “No these guys.”
Monica “You will all get as fat as I used to be.”
Rachel “I won’t”
Monica “No you won’t”
The guys have finished and start to get up.
Monica “What?”
Joey “We have to go, erm, Ross’ mum is ill.”
Monica “My mum is ill what’s wrong with her why didn’t you tell me?”
Joey realizes what he has said and slaps his forehead
Joey “I mean Chandler’s mum is ill, she’ll be okay though, but we gotta go!”
Monica “But I made dessert and it is your favourite, it’s Italian ice cream pie.”
Now Joey looks really pained and torn but he sits back down as do the others. Joey is drumming his fingers on the table as monica and rachel eat like birds pecking at food.
Chandler. “Hey I read in the New Yorker about how scientists have discovered the slowest things in the world.”
Monica “Oh yes and what are they?”
Chandler “You two! At eating!”
Advert break
We’re in Central Perk. Pheobe is sat on the couch looking restless.
Monica’s Apartment
The two girls are still eating slowly, the three boys are visibly angry.
Rachel “You know I think I am done.”
Monica “Me too!”
Joey “Finally!”
The three boys start to get up
Monica “Erm HELLO! Dessert?”
The boys slump back down.
Rachel “So Chandler what is wrong with your mom?”
Chandler “Well, she can be mean with her money and she’s no oil painting”
Joey kicks chandler under the table
Chandler, remembering their ruse “Oh Oh Oh. Hepatitis.”
Ross, appalled “Dude!”
Rachel, concerned “Which one? C?”
Chandler “Erm, all of them?”
Joey to monica “Make with the italian ice cream pie already”
Monica is faffing about with the pie on the counter.
Joey, unable to contain himself “The pie, just bring the pie!”
Monica “Okay okay it is true you are always hungry!”
Monica sets the pie on the table.
The boys do what they did with the pot roast, they take massive slices and wolf it down.
Rachel “Wow!”
The boys finish but to their horror the girls are still eating slowly. The girls are also talking about clothes.
Rachel “Did you see American Vogue this month?
Monica “Duh, of course, did you see those shoes?
Rachel “Oh yes they were very nice.”
The boys, in unison, groan.
We’re back in Central Perk.
Pheobe is still on the couch. She is thinking hard, then you can see from her face she remembers something. Guntar sets down a beverage in front of her.
Pheobe, scrambling for her things “Gotta go!”
Guntar “What about your drink.”
Pheobe, leaving Central Perk “You have it!”
Guntar, dejected, to himself “That’s coming out of my salary.” But he sits down anyway.
Monica’s apartment.
The boys are asleep at the table. The girls are nowhere to be seen. Pheobe bursts in.
Pheobe “Please say I didn’t miss it Monica will never forgive me!”
The boys rouse
Ross “You missed it, she’s going to destroy you.”
Joey “Hey where is she?”
Chandler “And Rachel is not here either.”
Ross “Well I guess we can go!”
The boys get up and pile out of Monica’s apartment across the hall and pile up against Joey’s door before all falling into Joey’s apartment.
Monica and Rachel are both playing the N64.
Monica “Oh hi guys!”
Joey, looks guilty “How you doin’?”
Rachel “Pretty good, up to level 7!”
Joey, furious “Computer games are for kids anyway.”
Pheobe “Can I play then?”
Monica “Yes!”
chandler has his hands in his pockets.
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