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Holy Fuck

Just got lunch delivered. I was playing Mario Party 8 on my own thinking about how brilliant Nintendo are  when the doorbell went. As I was walking down the hall I actually thought wouldn’t it be brilliant if Shigeru Miyamoto was at the door. For those of who don’t know Shigeru Miyamoto invented Nintendo. Anyway I opened the door and who was there, only Shigeru Miyamoto with my lunch. Don’t know who set this up, probably my wife, to keep my mind off the girl in the off licence. Anyway he was reluctant at first but I got him to sign my copy of Mario Party 8 with a permanent marker. I tried to ask him where he got his ideas from and all that jazz but his English was poor, just seeing him was enough. So yeah, how about that? Today is actually turning out to be a pretty good day. Things could turn ugly later when my wife tries to watch her You’ve Been Framed tape and sees Miyamoto’s signature on the TV screen instead of bridegrooms fainting but, Jesus, my TV must be worth thousands now.

I grabbed a photo of the great man before he got back on his scooter. He was not as grumpy as he looks here.